Thursday, 28 August 2008
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What are your tips for a successful first year of college?
Take courses that don't have a lot of girls in them, or sit in the front row so that the distraction of their tightly fit curves don't compromise you learning how to find the area under curves.I just answered this Featured Question; you can answer it too!
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Comments (6)
I don't think girl's curves were ever a distraction for me.
fireball and coffee.
You are such a pig. a loveable pig. but a pig nonetheless :P
@wobblyheadedjane - Define pig. Some girls just wear ludicrous concentration-breaking stuff, I assert that they are the ones who are exhibiting excess. The lowrise pants fad was a mixed blessing, it generally murdered the consistency of their figures but if you sat behind them and there was one of those chairs with incomplete backs your attention on class had to compete with bum cleavage. For what it's worth, I fell in love with the girl who wore smart blazers and professional-looking shirts. She didn't distract me, she captured my interest, and my marks improved drastically after we got together.
@Silhouette - Hmmm, there is a statistic (i believe) that states that in general females perform better in University than males. I suppose a less 'hilarious' response to the 'featured question' would be, "avoid distractions".
If their figures were distorted by their pants, then their pants were too small. "Muffin tops," are very annoying,unnattractive, and unnecessary.
And I knew what you meant